
After ten years of experimenting, I’ve found there are just two ways to master Glastonbury’s after-dark experience.
The first involves picking one night to really go all in – your step count will be absolutely astronomical, but with the correct intake of carbohydrates and tinned cocktails that 18-hour day will pay off.
Or you can take the second approach, which involves going fully nocturnal for the long weekend, but has to involve a few mates who are also willing to emerge from their tents at dinner time each day.
For the sake of my colleague’s workloads this weekend, I picked the first option and dedicated my Friday night to the famous Glasto “naughty corner”.

